DYLAN JORDAN
SELLING YOU SOMETHING THAT ISN’T THERE.
Dylan Jordan wants to sell himself as the loudest “America First” candidate in South Dakota. But critics say behind the slogans, outrage, and social media theatrics is a whole lot of empty bottles and snake oil politics.
Like an old 1880s traveling medicine salesman, Jordan keeps pushing flashy labels and miracle cures for every problem facing South Dakota. The branding changes. The performance gets louder. But when you look closely, the bottles are empty.
THE SHOW:
“Pure Trump” politics
outrage-first campaigning
culture war distractions
viral headline chasing
performative patriotism 🇺🇸
THE REALITY:
While South Dakotans struggle with:
rising costs
property taxes
healthcare access
childcare shortages
real economic challenges
Critics say Jordan focuses on political theater instead of solutions.
SOUTH DAKOTA DESERVES BETTER.
Not fringe performances.
Not empty slogans.
Not traveling political snake oil.